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LOLtits! I Can Haz Sexist!!

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Here at BICEPS HQ, we were all aflutter when Girl With a One Track Mind (who is, like, totally famous!) linked to us, declaring: Yes, yes, and yes again; where are all the men?

And that nifty little url inspired us to create LOLtits! I Can Haz Sexist!! Thanks, Girl!

(In Women’s Dreams was inspired by the very stylish (but, yeah, bit short on man candy) covers at Bookkake.)


Written by Kristina Lloyd

September 25, 2008 at 6:12 am

13 Responses

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  1. “For Perverts”
    LMAO! Oh dear, I need to lie down now.

    Janine Ashbless

    September 25, 2008 at 4:08 pm

  2. Can we have one a day, please?

    Olivia Knight

    September 26, 2008 at 10:22 am

  3. Thanks, guys!

    I have a few more up my sleeve. But hey, anyone can play! Make your pretty cover (ideally 300 px wide) and lol it here:

    Send us the results and if it makes us laugh, we’ll add it to our page – unless it’s too offensive, in which case we’ll add it to our ‘Banned LOLS!!’ file, for private laughing only.


    September 26, 2008 at 1:09 pm

  4. my god have we all lost our minz? Fun! Funny! Fun!

    Madeline Moore

    September 27, 2008 at 4:50 pm

  5. Okay, ‘I can see no menz! Is norml?’ just about killed me. Glad I wasn’t drinking anything when I saw this!

    Helen E. H. Madden

    September 29, 2008 at 2:12 am

  6. I AM inspired and I’ve made one of these loltits (?) but don’t know how to publish it here so I’ll put it on my blog and if you like it you can have it as I made it for you.

    xoxo (and lol)

    Madeline Moore

    November 13, 2008 at 5:42 pm

  7. Well, just spent the last unrecoverable few hours of my life making nd sending lol piccies. Nutz.

    I’ve sent the one I made for BICEPS to Kristina. ALso I had an idea for an alternative to BICEPS bitches…which is BICEPS SIRENS.

    All is all a busy but not terribly productive, in a writerly sense, day. Hey! I’m just waiting for the chemist (as you say) to deliver my prescription for earache and sore throat. And I asked them to throw a paperback novel I noticed on the shelves into the mix…then you likely won’t hear from me for 4 – 6 daze…that lol spelling is adicktiv, hum?

    Madeline Moore

    November 13, 2008 at 8:37 pm

  8. Ok, That. Was. Fun. 🙂 Yay.

    Rhonda Leigh Jones

    December 5, 2008 at 7:20 pm

  9. Nao seriuslee guys, wad bout da menz?

    Loving it.

    Some boys are terribly lovely to look at. I won’t hear any different


    January 11, 2009 at 3:04 am

  10. I love your website. All I can say is why hasn’t this appeared before????

    Keep up the good work. With man candy you can save the world 😉


    January 11, 2009 at 3:45 pm

  11. Dunno if I’m wetting myself laffing or coz thay iz sexc! ;-D ‘Ultimate Arse’ lol o lol o lol! 😀

    Sandra Lavoire

    August 7, 2009 at 5:09 am

  12. absolutely brilliant, some of them are soo funny! Thanks for brightening my day!!!

    Cat O'Nine Tails

    December 14, 2009 at 11:48 pm

  13. […] lechery; sending traffic our way with tweets and links; and being the unwitting inspiration behind LOLtits. We’re pretty damn sure Zoe’s publishers (Pan Macmillan) aren’t readers of ECW […]

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