Man Candy Monday
I can’t help it. I have this strange fascination for urinals. (Is it me or do you share?)
So, there are these public (sort of) arenas where men touch their cocks – no, hold their cocks – in a very casual, mundane, everyday manner. And me, I can never be casual about cock because I don’t have one. I will be forever fascinated, forever wanting to touch, forever wanting dick. Ohmygollygosh. Yes, I will.
But wow, listen, there are these places where men go (where I am not allowed, dammit!) and they stand there (but not too close!) holding their cocks and pissing and generally ignoring each other and chasing cigarette ends (what replaced cigarette ends after the ban?) down the drain with their stream.
Then they just put away their cocks and leave! All over!
Sometimes, the most ordinary, everyday things are the most strange and amazing and wonderful.