Erotica Cover Watch

Sorry for the second helpings, but I just couldn’t help myself. I saw this picture over on Janine Ashbless’s blog yesterday and I fell in love. *happy sigh*.

Come back Thursday for a look at what erotica publishing has been slapping on its covers lately. *irritated sigh*.

Merry Xmas candy fans! We’ll be taking a break through January so have a wonderful New Year. Hope you’ve been good enough to enjoy a few candy canes.

Team Jacob, anyone?

Ouch! Coat hangers can be tricky things.

Image via Male Submission Art

You know, it’s been a long time since I thought about what a very attractive man Ewan McGregor is (and I used to think about it quite often), but I was reminded by this clip in which he proclaims that his frequent nude scenes in films are ‘a feminist thing’

So that’s nice. Ewan gets it. Naked men = feminist thing; naked women = same old thing. This week, you’ll no doubt be as disappointed as me to learn, the erotica publishing industry failed to get this point so spectacularly I can only think that this was plan B, after going around to every straight female reader or writer of erotica personally and insulting them to their face proved too expensive. (If you follow these thing you might know which books I mean – if not, we’ll get there. Promise.)

Mat x

Hey, you know what’s terrible? I don’t think we have ever done a headless Man Candy. Shocking! I mean, how else are all our straight male readers going to identify.

Here you go!

(What do you mean straight men don’t get off on identifying with random images of headless male torsos? I don’t understand.)